Greetings from the Dictionary of Tapeworm Life Style Substitution Euphemisms

Welcome, you megaloblastic invaginated scolex.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite tapeworm-fosterer.
Welcome, you head-hooking feral pig.
Welcome, you auto-infected parasite-infected fish served raw.
Welcome, you auto-infected clinger to a host's intestinal wall.
Welcome, you self-licking bladder worm.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting tapeworm-fosterer.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching anchoring organ.
Welcome, you tail-segmented perturbation of normal circulation.
Welcome, you megaloblastic self-fertiliser.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite gravid proglottid.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting evaginating cyst.
Welcome, you parasitic tapeworm-fosterer.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing gravid proglottid.
Welcome, you tail-segmented grazing flea larva.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting dog-bed lurker.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching bladder worm.
Welcome, you auto-infected segment-crushing backside-dragger.
Welcome, you head-hooking mouth with six rows of teeth.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing bladder worm.
Welcome, you parasitic flea-licking dog.
Welcome, you fluid-filled bladder.
Welcome, you megaloblastic segment-crushing backside-dragger.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing piece of uncooked offal.
Welcome, you megaloblastic perturbation of normal circulation.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing mouth with six rows of teeth.
Welcome, you self-fertilising tapeworm-fosterer.
Welcome, you grazing flea larva.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite head-hooker.
Welcome, you megaloblastic fluid-filled bladder.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing clinger to a host's intestinal wall.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting perturbation of normal circulation.
Welcome, you self-licking piece of uncooked offal.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting feral pig.
Welcome, you megaloblastic black speck of digested blood.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting fluid-filled bladder.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing tapeworm-fosterer.
Welcome, you tail-segmented segment-dropping tail.
Welcome, you head-hooking black speck of digested blood.
Welcome, you self-licking segment-dropping tail.
Welcome, you self-fertilising segment-dropping tail.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting head-hooker.
Welcome, you tail-segmented black speck of digested blood.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting sparganum in the flesh.
Welcome, you tail-segmented feral pig.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing peristaltic flesh-creeper.
Welcome, you megaloblastic sparganum in the flesh.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting piece of uncooked offal.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool mouth with six rows of teeth.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite flea-licking dog.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting dog-bed lurker.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing feral pig.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool sac of eggs.
Welcome, you self-fertilising clinger to a host's intestinal wall.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool bladder worm.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting flea-licking dog.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching sparganum in the flesh.
Welcome, you auto-infected grazing flea larva.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting evaginating cyst.
Welcome, you parasitic sparganum in the flesh.
Welcome, you head-hooking grazing flea larva.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting dog-bed lurker.
Welcome, you parasitic faecal contamination.
Welcome, you megaloblastic gravid proglottid.
Welcome, you megaloblastic mouth with six rows of teeth.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting anchoring organ.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching flea-licking dog.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite invaginated scolex.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting pig-hunting dog.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing anchoring organ.
Welcome, you megaloblastic clinger to a host's intestinal wall.
Welcome, you megaloblastic maggoted canine stool.
Welcome, you flea-licking dog.
Welcome, you auto-infected head-hooker.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting faecal contamination.
Welcome, you parasitic segment-dropping tail.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting clinger to a host's intestinal wall.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool peristaltic flesh-creeper.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool grazing flea larva.
Welcome, you tail-segmented fluid-filled bladder.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting segment-crushing backside-dragger.
Welcome, you self-fertilising invaginated scolex.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool invaginated scolex.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing piece of undercooked frog flesh.
Welcome, you parasitic sac of eggs.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting peristaltic flesh-creeper.
Welcome, you auto-infected biscuit-up-the-anus.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching pig-hunting dog.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting infected waterflea.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching segment-dropping tail.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting maggoted canine stool.
Welcome, you auto-infected bladder worm.
Welcome, you parasitic infected waterflea.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite biscuit-up-the-anus.
Welcome, you self-licking pig-hunting dog.
Welcome, you self-fertilising feral pig.
Welcome, you auto-infected invaginated scolex.
Welcome, you self-licking flea-licking dog.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting mouth with six rows of teeth.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool evaginating cyst.
Welcome, you faecal contamination.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting perturbation of normal circulation.
Welcome, you head-hooking pig-hunting dog.
Welcome, you megaloblastic infected waterflea.
Welcome, you self-fertilising grazing flea larva.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite segment-dropping tail.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting biscuit-up-the-anus.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching tapeworm-fosterer.
Welcome, you segment-crushing backside-dragger.
Welcome, you head-hooking head-hooker.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching maggoted canine stool.
Welcome, you head-hooking self-fertiliser.
Welcome, you self-licking sparganum in the flesh.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite faecal contamination.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite self-fertiliser.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting tapeworm-fosterer.
Welcome, you tail-segmented tapeworm-fosterer.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting black speck of digested blood.
Welcome, you tail-segmented sparganum in the flesh.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool perturbation of normal circulation.
Welcome, you self-licking perturbation of normal circulation.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting anchoring organ.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool dog-bed lurker.
Welcome, you self-licking head-hooker.
Welcome, you tail-segmented invaginated scolex.
Welcome, you tail-segmented anchoring organ.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting peristaltic flesh-creeper.
Welcome, you tail-segmented maggoted stool.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching gravid proglottid.
Welcome, you head-hooking segment-crushing backside-dragger.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting maggoted canine stool.
Welcome, you self-licking black speck of digested blood.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool tapeworm-fosterer.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite bladder worm.
Welcome, you tail-segmented biscuit-up-the-anus.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting grazing flea larva.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching piece of uncooked offal.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite feral pig.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool fluid-filled bladder.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing invaginated scolex.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite maggoted canine stool.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting piece of uncooked offal.
Welcome, you self-fertilising segment-crushing backside-dragger.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool piece of uncooked offal.
Welcome, you self-fertilising flea-licking dog.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite anchoring organ.
Welcome, you self-licking grazing flea larva.
Welcome, you self-licking segment-crushing backside-dragger.
Welcome, you tail-segmented self-fertiliser.
Welcome, you auto-infected pig-hunting dog.
Welcome, you self-fertilising evaginating cyst.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing black speck of digested blood.
Welcome, you evaginating cyst.
Welcome, you tail-segmented piece of uncooked offal.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool segment-dropping tail.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool self-fertiliser.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing clinger to a host's intestinal wall.
Welcome, you head-hooking piece of uncooked offal.
Welcome, you head-hooking parasite-infected fish served raw.
Welcome, you megaloblastic anchoring organ.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting head-hooker.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite sac of eggs.
Welcome, you peristaltic flesh-creeper.
Welcome, you parasitic piece of undercooked frog flesh.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting peristaltic flesh-creeper.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting fluid-filled bladder.
Welcome, you parasitic grazing flea larva.
Welcome, you auto-infected infected waterflea.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting segment-dropping tail.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing dog-bed lurker.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting biscuit-up-the-anus.
Welcome, you parasitic clinger to a host's intestinal wall.
Welcome, you parasitic pig-hunting dog.
Welcome, you self-fertilising maggoted canine stool.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing tapeworm-fosterer.
Welcome, you parasitic invaginated scolex.
Welcome, you megaloblastic piece of undercooked frog flesh.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing maggoted stool.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing dog-bed lurker.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool gravid proglottid.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing sparganum in the flesh.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing anchoring organ.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting perturbation of normal circulation.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting head-hooker.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting maggoted stool.
Welcome, you auto-infected piece of undercooked frog flesh.
Welcome, you megaloblastic bladder worm.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting bladder worm.
Welcome, you self-fertilising sac of eggs.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing fluid-filled bladder.
Welcome, you parasitic segment-crushing backside-dragger.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool biscuit-up-the-anus.
Welcome, you self-fertilising black speck of digested blood.
Welcome, you auto-infected maggoted canine stool.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting parasite-infected fish served raw.
Welcome, you self-licking clinger to a host's intestinal wall.
Welcome, you self-licking sac of eggs.
Welcome, you self-licking tapeworm-fosterer.
Welcome, you self-fertilising piece of undercooked frog flesh.
Welcome, you auto-infected self-fertiliser.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite black speck of digested blood.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing gravid proglottid.
Welcome, you self-fertilising mouth with six rows of teeth.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool maggoted canine stool.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting infected waterflea.
Welcome, you head-hooking biscuit-up-the-anus.
Welcome, you head-hooking flea-licking dog.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing self-fertiliser.
Welcome, you auto-infected maggoted stool.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting flea-licking dog.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching faecal contamination.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting evaginating cyst.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching invaginated scolex.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting self-fertiliser.
Welcome, you megaloblastic segment-dropping tail.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool infected waterflea.
Welcome, you tail-segmented faecal contamination.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing sparganum in the flesh.
Welcome, you tail-segmented head-hooker.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing mouth with six rows of teeth.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching mouth with six rows of teeth.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting mouth with six rows of teeth.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting tapeworm-fosterer.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting black speck of digested blood.
Welcome, you gravid proglottid.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite evaginating cyst.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing evaginating cyst.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting segment-crushing backside-dragger.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting bladder worm.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting feral pig.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite fluid-filled bladder.
Welcome, you auto-infected peristaltic flesh-creeper.
Welcome, you head-hooking clinger to a host's intestinal wall.
Welcome, you head-hooking perturbation of normal circulation.
Welcome, you black speck of digested blood.
Welcome, you self-licking evaginating cyst.
Welcome, you tail-segmented piece of undercooked frog flesh.
Welcome, you parasitic gravid proglottid.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting pig-hunting dog.
Welcome, you parasitic piece of uncooked offal.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing segment-crushing backside-dragger.
Welcome, you self-fertilising self-fertiliser.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting grazing flea larva.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching evaginating cyst.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting mouth with six rows of teeth.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite clinger to a host's intestinal wall.
Welcome, you head-hooking maggoted canine stool.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting maggoted stool.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite peristaltic flesh-creeper.
Welcome, you tail-segmented segment-crushing backside-dragger.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool maggoted stool.
Welcome, you megaloblastic parasite-infected fish served raw.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool head-hooker.
Welcome, you self-licking dog-bed lurker.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting piece of undercooked frog flesh.
Welcome, you auto-infected fluid-filled bladder.
Welcome, you megaloblastic tapeworm-fosterer.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting faecal contamination.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching black speck of digested blood.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing infected waterflea.
Welcome, you self-licking gravid proglottid.
Welcome, you auto-infected sparganum in the flesh.
Welcome, you megaloblastic flea-licking dog.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting fluid-filled bladder.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching fluid-filled bladder.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting segment-dropping tail.
Welcome, you head-hooking tapeworm-fosterer.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite dog-bed lurker.
Welcome, you megaloblastic maggoted stool.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing evaginating cyst.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching feral pig.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing segment-dropping tail.
Welcome, you self-licking maggoted stool.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite segment-crushing backside-dragger.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing maggoted canine stool.
Welcome, you maggoted stool.
Welcome, you head-hooking sac of eggs.
Welcome, you self-fertilising anchoring organ.
Welcome, you auto-infected evaginating cyst.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing piece of undercooked frog flesh.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching piece of undercooked frog flesh.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing black speck of digested blood.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite pig-hunting dog.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing biscuit-up-the-anus.
Welcome, you head-hooking anchoring organ.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing flea-licking dog.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting sparganum in the flesh.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching grazing flea larva.
Welcome, you parasitic self-fertiliser.
Welcome, you self-licking self-fertiliser.
Welcome, you tail-segmented mouth with six rows of teeth.
Welcome, you self-licking peristaltic flesh-creeper.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting piece of undercooked frog flesh.
Welcome, you parasitic maggoted stool.
Welcome, you self-fertilising piece of uncooked offal.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting pig-hunting dog.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting maggoted stool.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing head-hooker.
Welcome, you tail-segmented infected waterflea.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing biscuit-up-the-anus.
Welcome, you auto-infected piece of uncooked offal.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool sparganum in the flesh.
Welcome, you auto-infected anchoring organ.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting faecal contamination.
Welcome, you megaloblastic piece of uncooked offal.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing flea-licking dog.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool pig-hunting dog.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing perturbation of normal circulation.
Welcome, you head-hooking sparganum in the flesh.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing pig-hunting dog.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting segment-dropping tail.
Welcome, you head-hooking maggoted stool.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting sac of eggs.
Welcome, you self-fertilising pig-hunting dog.
Welcome, you parasitic head-hooker.
Welcome, you parasitic peristaltic flesh-creeper.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting bladder worm.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool anchoring organ.
Welcome, you head-hooking gravid proglottid.
Welcome, you megaloblastic grazing flea larva.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing maggoted stool.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool parasite-infected fish served raw.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching maggoted stool.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting gravid proglottid.
Welcome, you self-fertilising gravid proglottid.
Welcome, you head-hooking bladder worm.
Welcome, you auto-infected dog-bed lurker.
Welcome, you head-hooking evaginating cyst.
Welcome, you parasitic bladder worm.
Welcome, you megaloblastic dog-bed lurker.
Welcome, you self-licking anchoring organ.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting black speck of digested blood.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching head-hooker.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing invaginated scolex.
Welcome, you head-hooking infected waterflea.
Welcome, you parasitic biscuit-up-the-anus.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite perturbation of normal circulation.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing fluid-filled bladder.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching sac of eggs.
Welcome, you head-hooking piece of undercooked frog flesh.
Welcome, you parasitic anchoring organ.
Welcome, you invaginated scolex.
Welcome, you parasitic maggoted canine stool.
Welcome, you infected waterflea.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting feral pig.
Welcome, you self-licking feral pig.
Welcome, you auto-infected feral pig.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite maggoted stool.
Welcome, you head-hooking segment-dropping tail.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing parasite-infected fish served raw.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting invaginated scolex.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting piece of undercooked frog flesh.
Welcome, you megaloblastic feral pig.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching biscuit-up-the-anus.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite parasite-infected fish served raw.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting clinger to a host's intestinal wall.
Welcome, you tail-segmented dog-bed lurker.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite mouth with six rows of teeth.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching infected waterflea.
Welcome, you tail-segmented peristaltic flesh-creeper.
Welcome, you auto-infected mouth with six rows of teeth.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing feral pig.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing sac of eggs.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite piece of uncooked offal.
Welcome, you parasite-infected fish served raw.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting biscuit-up-the-anus.
Welcome, you head-hooking faecal contamination.
Welcome, you tail-segmented maggoted canine stool.
Welcome, you self-licking mouth with six rows of teeth.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing segment-dropping tail.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching dog-bed lurker.
Welcome, you self-fertilising perturbation of normal circulation.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting sac of eggs.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing faecal contamination.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing perturbation of normal circulation.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching perturbation of normal circulation.
Welcome, you parasitic fluid-filled bladder.
Welcome, you parasitic feral pig.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool feral pig.
Welcome, you self-fertilising maggoted stool.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting parasite-infected fish served raw.
Welcome, you tail-segmented pig-hunting dog.
Welcome, you self-fertilising biscuit-up-the-anus.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching clinger to a host's intestinal wall.
Welcome, you self-fertilising head-hooker.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing pig-hunting dog.
Welcome, you self-fertilising fluid-filled bladder.
Welcome, you tail-segmented bladder worm.
Welcome, you auto-infected perturbation of normal circulation.
Welcome, you parasitic dog-bed lurker.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting flea-licking dog.
Welcome, you self-fertilising parasite-infected fish served raw.
Welcome, you megaloblastic faecal contamination.
Welcome, you self-licking maggoted canine stool.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool faecal contamination.
Welcome, you head-hooking fluid-filled bladder.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing grazing flea larva.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing infected waterflea.
Welcome, you head-hooking peristaltic flesh-creeper.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing piece of uncooked offal.
Welcome, you self-licking fluid-filled bladder.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting parasite-infected fish served raw.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting gravid proglottid.
Welcome, you auto-infected segment-dropping tail.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting clinger to a host's intestinal wall.
Welcome, you parasitic parasite-infected fish served raw.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting segment-crushing backside-dragger.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing faecal contamination.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting infected waterflea.
Welcome, you auto-infected gravid proglottid.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching parasite-infected fish served raw.
Welcome, you self-licking parasite-infected fish served raw.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing parasite-infected fish served raw.
Welcome, you tail-segmented flea-licking dog.
Welcome, you self-fertilising bladder worm.
Welcome, you self-fertilising infected waterflea.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting self-fertiliser.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool piece of undercooked frog flesh.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing head-hooker.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool clinger to a host's intestinal wall.
Welcome, you parasitic black speck of digested blood.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting invaginated scolex.
Welcome, you megaloblastic head-hooker.
Welcome, you head-hooking dog-bed lurker.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite piece of undercooked frog flesh.
Welcome, you self-fertilising dog-bed lurker.
Welcome, you feral pig.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite sparganum in the flesh.
Welcome, you megaloblastic pig-hunting dog.
Welcome, you self-licking biscuit-up-the-anus.
Welcome, you auto-infected tapeworm-fosterer.
Welcome, you tail-segmented clinger to a host's intestinal wall.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching segment-crushing backside-dragger.
Welcome, you tail-segmented parasite-infected fish served raw.
Welcome, you tail-segmented evaginating cyst.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching peristaltic flesh-creeper.
Welcome, you megaloblastic biscuit-up-the-anus.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing peristaltic flesh-creeper.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting self-fertiliser.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing maggoted canine stool.
Welcome, you auto-infected flea-licking dog.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting grazing flea larva.
Welcome, you self-fertilising faecal contamination.
Welcome, you parasitic perturbation of normal circulation.
Welcome, you megaloblastic sac of eggs.
Welcome, you auto-infected faecal contamination.
Welcome, you self-licking faecal contamination.
Welcome, you auto-infected black speck of digested blood.
Welcome, you megaloblastic evaginating cyst.
Welcome, you head-hooking invaginated scolex.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing bladder worm.
Welcome, you parasitic mouth with six rows of teeth.
Welcome, you auto-infected sac of eggs.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting piece of uncooked offal.
Welcome, you self-licking invaginated scolex.
Welcome, you flea-swallowing grazing flea larva.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite grazing flea larva.
Welcome, you self-fertilising sparganum in the flesh.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing segment-crushing backside-dragger.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool flea-licking dog.
Welcome, you self-fertilising peristaltic flesh-creeper.
Welcome, you maggoted canine stool.
Welcome, you tail-segmented gravid proglottid.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting gravid proglottid.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing self-fertiliser.
Welcome, you tail-segmented sac of eggs.
Welcome, you megaloblastic peristaltic flesh-creeper.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting maggoted canine stool.
Welcome, you self-licking infected waterflea.
Welcome, you parasitic evaginating cyst.
Welcome, you intestine-hatching self-fertiliser.
Welcome, you self-licking piece of undercooked frog flesh.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool black speck of digested blood.
Welcome, you egg-ingesting invaginated scolex.
Welcome, you mammal-infecting anchoring organ.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting sparganum in the flesh.
Welcome, you self-reinfecting sac of eggs.
Welcome, you passed-in-the-stool segment-crushing backside-dragger.
Welcome, you beetle-swallowing sac of eggs.
Welcome, you hermaphrodite infected waterflea.

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Tapeworm Dictionary

Adjectives
auto-infected
beetle-swallowing
egg-ingesting
flea-swallowing
head-hooking
hermaphrodite
intestine-hatching
mammal-infecting
megaloblastic
parasitic
passed-in-the-stool
self-fertilising
self-licking
self-reinfecting
tail-segmented

Nouns
anchoring organ
biscuit-up-the-anus
black speck of digested blood
bladder worm
clinger to a host's intestinal wall
dog bed lurker
evaginating cyst
faecal contamination
feral pig
flea-licking dog
fluid-filled bladder
gravid proglottid
grazing flea larva
head-hooker
infected waterflea
invaginated scolex
maggoted canine stool
maggoted stool
mouth with six rows of teeth
parasite-infected fish served raw
peristaltic flesh-creeper
perturbation of normal circulation
piece of uncooked offal
piece of undercooked frog flesh
pig-hunting dog
sac of eggs
segment-crushing backside-dragger
segment-dropping tail
self-fertiliser
sparganum in the flesh
tapeworm-fosterer

Verbs
cling
contaminate
creep
crush
digest
drag
fertilise
fill
graze
hatch
hook
infect
ingest
lick
lurk
reinfect
swallow
undercook


Adjective/Noun Combinations

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The Hydatid Myth (Expletives Substituted Version)

This version has expletives replaced by entries from the
"Dictionary of Tapeworm Life Style Substitution Euphemisms".

I didn't really want to get in there – the music was faecal contamination – but I needed to sort things out with that self-fertiliser of a club owner who'd run off with my missus but when I got to the front of the queue, the hermaphrodite bouncer just said "Got some ID, mate?" and I thought ID be tail-segmented, 'cos I was obviously the wrong age and probably the wrong sex and when I gave him the ID, he laughed so much his lips looked like an infected water flea with the tremors and he said "Better chance of getting into Fort Knox mate" so I thought I'll give you Fort hermaphrodite Knox you self-fertiliser I'll destroy you, so I walked home and went to the fridge in the shed and got out some of the tapeworm cysts - not the pork ones or the beef ones, but the ones straight from the dog turds: the ones humans shouldn't come into contact with unless they go around eating maggoted canine stool like that feral pig probably does – and I made up enough caps to last for a week cut with plenty of speed and I got hold of this parasitic dead-brained addict sac of eggs with her skirt up to her anchoring organ that he was bound to let in and I slipped her fifteen before with the promise of another thirty five after and told her to pass it on to the lard-faced bouncer they called Troy and I watched from a distance the next night when she whispered the password I'd given her into his ear and sneaked the caps into his jacket pocket at the door and if she did what she was told she told him it was a secret but she was sure he'd be grateful and wasn't he man enough to take the chance and that silly cow Sandra tried to stop him but he wouldn't believe her and in my mind's eye I could just see him rolling the cap between his fingers and admiring it before gulping it down with glee and I thought you'll soon be speeding now, you auto-infected piece of maggoted stool, speeding all the way to large intestine oblivion and I checked him out every night he worked for a week and he got weaker and the worm-hooks were obviously in his gut because he pot-bellied up even further as the fluids collected in his stomach and his system tried to fight back and you could see him turning anaemic as his vitamins were sucked away from him and then a week from the day the self-fertiliser had turned me away I saw him fall over and I knew his kecks were scarred with dropped-out tapeworm segments and everybody rushed in including me and he was stiletto-trampled to potential death or blindness, and I headed for the manager's office and revenge, and I don't know how wrecked he is now but let's hope the moral of this story got into his cyst-sized brain: "disbelieve doxies delivering drugs."

The Hydatid Myth (Expletive-Included Version)

I didn't really want to get in there – the music was shite – but I needed to sort things out with that cunt of a club owner who'd run off with my missus but when I got to the front of the queue, the fucking bouncer just said "Got some ID, mate?" and I thought ID be arse-fucked, 'cos I was obviously the wrong age and probably the wrong sex and when I gave him the ID, he laughed so much his lips looked like an arsehole with the tremors and he said "Better chance of getting into Fort Knox mate" so I thought I'll give you Fort fucking Knox you cunt, I'll destroy you, so I walked home and went to the fridge in the shed and got out some of the tapeworm cysts - not the pork ones or the beef ones, but the ones straight from the dog turds: the ones humans shouldn't come into contact with unless they go around eating dogshit like that scum-sucker probably does – and I made up enough caps to last for a week cut with plenty of speed and I got hold of this on-the-game dead-brained addict floozy with her skirt up to her fanny that he was bound to let in and I slipped her fifteen before with the promise of another thirty five after and told her to pass it on to the lard-faced bouncer they called Troy and I watched from a distance the next night when she whispered the password I'd given her into his ear and sneaked the caps into his jacket pocket at the door and if she did what she was told she told him it was a secret but she was sure he'd be grateful and wasn't he man enough to take the chance and that silly cow Sandra tried to stop him but he wouldn't believe her and in my mind's eye I could just see him rolling the cap between his fingers and admiring it before gulping it down with glee and I thought you'll soon be speeding now, you fuck-faced piece of shit, speeding all the way to large intestine oblivion and I checked him out every night he worked for a week and he got weaker and the worm-hooks were obviously in his gut because he pot-bellied up even further as the fluids collected in his stomach and his system tried to fight back and you could see him turning anaemic as his vitamins were sucked away from him and then a week from the day the cunt had turned me away I saw him fall over and I knew his kecks were scarred with dropped-out tapeworm segments and everybody rushed in including me and he was stiletto-trampled to potential death or blindness, and I headed for the manager's office and revenge, and I don't know how wrecked he is now but let's hope the moral of this story got into his cyst-sized brain: "disbelieve doxies delivering drugs."

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